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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Mayflower Compact

Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?"

Morning Brew

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

The Boss's Dilemma

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

Brain vs Body

Body: I'm sooooooo tired

Avian Law

Sick eagles are forbidden by law.

Prehistoric Problems

What do you call an ugly dinosaur?

A Shocking Revelation

I like to walk up to psychics, punch them in the face and say...

The Logical Motorist

Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?

A Fishy Culinary Fact

Fun fact, clown fish are edible.

ATM Anxiety

Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seem to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?

Digital Health

What is a computer virus?

Celestial Commitment

God likes Saturn more than he likes earth

Digital Mirror

Facebook memories are a great way to see

A Pooh-r Choice

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

The Sluggish Snail

I wanted to make my racing snail faster, so I took off its shell.

Checkers Champion

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Witchy Education

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Accent Training

Say 'beer can' in a British accent.

The Sweet Story

Did you hear the joke about the bees?

Spelling Bee Irony

My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners.

Short Stature

What is E.T. short for?