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The Penguin's Career Advice

I tried to take life lessons from a penguin. They're always dressed for success, they never skip leg day, and they somehow thrive in the coldest conditions. I figured if anyone could teach me how to pull myself together, it was them.

Spicy Misconception

Pepper spray...

Discount Grammar

Teacher: Johnny, please use 'discount' in a sentence. Johnny:

Dung Beetle Dilemmas

"Getting real tired of your crap..."

Astronomy Competition

I entered an astronomy competition the other day...

High-Level Humor

Have you heard the one about the ceiling fan?

The Infinite Loop

An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate...

Astronaut Fashion

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

Numbing Romance

I used to date an anaesthetist...

Halloween Traditions

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

Skincare Strategy

I don't want anti-wrinkle cream,

Tipsy Thoughts

I can't stop drinking about you.

Cheesy Insanity

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Thumb War Tragedy

CW: Oh my God, what happened?

A Heartburn Tragedy

Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine......

Farmyard Scrabble

Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand...

Shower DJ

Oh you're in the shower?

Currency Crisis

50 Cent used to be 1 Dollar...

Marsupial Burdens

I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach.

Stay-at-Home Pooch

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Dungeon Retirement

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?