I don't want anti-wrinkle cream,
I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies.
Good news for your wallet and bad news for your backyard fantasies: this "Coleman 200FT Lazy River Pool System" is apparently available at Costco. ...
I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'
Spent the day removing $550,000,000 worth of stuff from my Amazon shopping cart.
Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec.
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