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Pete and repeat are in a boat

Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who's left?

A Tactile Encounter

I had a blind date once,

Cold Romance

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

The Harvard Ego

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

The Fugitive Vegetable

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

The Bigfoot Ballet

I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me.

Primate Communications

How does a baboon make phone calls?

Seagull Geography

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Golfing Wardrobe

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Automotive Confusion

I don't understand women.

Unexpected History

I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer...

The Cage Search

I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in.

Philosophical Disappearance

Descartes walks into the bar. The bartender asks him, "will you have your usual tonight?"

The Pirate's Curriculum

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

The Hungry Advertiser

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

A Graphic Designer's Argument

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Gotham Fashion Advice

A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up.

Synthesizer Heartbreak

I was dating an analog synthesizer but I had to break it off.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub

The first one says "Give me the soap".

Carb Loading

This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread

The Stubborn Ovine

What does a sheep in denial say?