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The Fitness Journey
I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home....
The Autocorrect Disaster
Autocorrect just changed "I am on my way" to "I am on my waffle." … I am not even mad. I could really go for a waffle right now....
The Cat Meeting
I had a meeting with my cat about his behavior. I listed all the things he broke, the food he stole, and the curtains he destroyed....
The Invisible Man
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? … He just could not see himself doing it....
The Procrastinator Club
I joined a procrastinator support group. … The first meeting was supposed to be last month. We rescheduled it to next month. I am cautiously optimistic....
The Elevator Joke
I told my friend an elevator joke the other day. … It worked on so many levels....
The Password Requirements
My bank asked me to create a password with at least 8 characters, one uppercase, one lowercase, a number, a special character, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a unicorn....
The Dictionary Thief
Someone stole my thesaurus. I have no words for how angry I am. … Actually, I also have no synonyms....
The GPS Argument
My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."...
