Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Existential Insomniac
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
Leia: This is romantic
Han: I know. Chewie: Rwwar. Leia: Does he have to be here?
Naval Strategy
Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers.
A Folding Business
Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets.
Royal Maintenance
How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Culinary Physics
Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate.
Funeral Etiquette
[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad
Tech Support Logic
Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it?
The Sadist's Refusal
A sadist and a masochist meet. The masochist starts pleading, 'Hit me! Please hit me!'
A Typist's Promotion
I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters...