Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Michael Cera Mystery
I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor,
And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want!
Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!
Shady Puns
I just bought a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and
A Risky Search
Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling,
The Freedom Fund
"What's that?" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
The High-Five Rejection
Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but...
The Dating Round-Up
I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."