Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Apathetic Intuition
What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?
Boy becomes Jedi
gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks.
Family Negotiations
[5-year-old and 3-year-old scream at each other] Me: Is that how your mom and I settle arguments?
A Stolen Commode
The toilet bowl was stolen from the local police precinct last night.
Space Aggression
I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns.
The Tiny Entrepreneur
My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed.
The Fantasy Breed
What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs?
The Expensive Bar Tab
What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?
The Pessimist's Silver Lining
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised
Steve the Grasshopper
A grasshopper sits at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
Career Advice
Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life