Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Croc Critique
A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank ask each other why people hate them.
The Struggle of Literacy
Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list.
The Pointless Crossing
Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?
The Fruit Stand
A builder came up to me. He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"
The Truant's Trap
Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, "Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."
The Parent Performance
Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.
The Dyslexic Agnostic
Ever heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
Age Appropriate
4yo: Raise your hand if you are young. Me: *raises hand. 4yo: No, daddy, not you.
The Average Comfort
Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice?
Swipe Right
I used to have a phone with a really good user interface...
The Library Fire
MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section