Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Phantom Party
I like to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I'll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up.
Prehistoric Fender Bender
What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?
The Nutritionist's Loophole
My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers,
The Pirate's Milestone
What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday?
The Zen Hotdog
What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?
The Frozen Vintage
Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not. Husband: the oven timer just went off.
Academic Overachievers
Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand...
The Gum Solution
This one time I swallowed a gum and my mom told me that "it stays in your system forever,"
The Tech Singer
What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer?
Snowman Sniffing
Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says...