Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Outstanding Debt
Bank: 'Miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding.'
Musical Intervention
You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing?
Welcome to the Jungle
My career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing "Welcome to the Jungle" to every customer.
The Cinema Nomad
Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated
The Moose-Ant Dilemma
What's the difference between a moose and an ant?
Babysitting Blunders
I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
The Paranoid Bulb
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Mitten Misunderstandings
Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens,
Pigeon Beats
Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.
Political Pollination
Why do the bees have honey? Because they have a queen.