Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Chemistry Cat-astrophe
When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience.
Growing Up Denied
My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up
Feline Consumerism
My cat just walked by me carrying a toy mouse I don't remember buying her.
Programming Puns
If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers.
Signal Struggles
What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?
The Terminator's Workout
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?
The Donut Interview
INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth*
Self-Correction
Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions?
Chalkboard Philosophy
Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary,
Turtle Power Romance
How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout "Heroes in a half shell."
The Christmas Disappointment
My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with.