Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Ice Cream Incident
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
A Frighteningly Bossy Encounter
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
A Sudden Realization
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.
Financial Advice
Have you ever seen those "Give a penny, take a penny" things at convenience stores???
The Dapper Detective
What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?
A Noodle Prayer
Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat.
Shocking Kitchen Advice
If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife?
Patriotic Sneeze
What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?
Hardware Issues
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Tech Support Issues
I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me.
The Adobe Friend
"Hey, wanna hangout?" "Later." "Now?" "No, later" "How about now?" "Jesus christ."
The Grilled Defense
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?