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Clubbing Seal

So a seal walks into a club.

Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking?

A Cool Recovery

Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?

Military Math

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

Cinematic Seasoning

What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient?

The Cannibal's Diet

Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward?

Holiday Confusion

Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents

Trumpet Logic

Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time? Son: Easy.

Out of?

Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of?

Electric Success

What made Tesla successful ?

The Briny Deal

A cucumber made a dill with the devil.

The Writer's Block

"My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.." Um, don't you mean "Lava"?

Surprising Brows

I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high.

The Defensive Eater

The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating,

Mint Condition

[candy store] ME: I'd like to return this Tic Tac. CLERK: It looks partially eaten. ME: It's still in...

Elevator Awkwardness

I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang.

Sub Sandwich Mix-up

TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...

The Performance Review

Critics are calling my performance of Wife Pretending To Care About Her Husband's Work Story

Sticky Situation

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

Surprise Party Skeptic

I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties.

Born to Cry

How can I ever be happy...