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Nautical Bragging

My best friend kept bragging about his expensive yacht.

Smurf Real Estate

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

Dietary Validation

Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me,

Horoscope Honesty

Gives up horoscopes for Lent, then caves and reads one.

The Unobservant Trio

Three blondes walk into a bar.

Physics Encouragement

What did the Physics professor say to the student?

Holiday Cricket

Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?

Heavy Duty Towing

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Marathon

Just won my first marathon.

The Eternal Hotspot

I want my tombstone to read "Free WiFi"

A Light Case

I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer.

Medical Advice

I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said?

The Domino Effect

They demolished my local Domino's Pizza shop yesterday,

Automotive Poultry

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

The Keyboard's Midlife Crisis

My keyboard told me it was tired of being taken for granted and needed some space.

Camouflage Thief

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

How to make Holy Water

Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Cooling the Fans

At the risk of offending my fans,

Parenting Skills

I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed "take a nap" with "piece of crap"...

The Heat Wave

It was so hot today

High Quality Brew

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?