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Corporate Yolo

*boss trying to relate to younger employees* "Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"

The Outlaw Dog

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

Holy Heroes

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

Higher Education

Why did the M&M go to university?

A Pica-resque Tale

A man with pica walks into a bar...

Pirate Getaway

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Spider Defense

[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ...

The First Holiday

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

The Ultimate Introvert

I'm so introverted

A Visionary Breakup

I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye.

Taco Bell Security

If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective,

The Legal Ace

Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer?

Geometry Problems

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

A Lesson in Humility

Swallow it dammit, it's good for you

Musical Marital Status

50% of mariachi bands

Ancestral Occupations

If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler)

The Cat Lady Reservation

Hello, I'd like a reservation for two. Also, what is your policy on cats?

Friday Night Fashion

On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be

The Language Barrier

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands.

Doctor's Visit

I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"

Goatlike Reflexes

I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES "Don't you mean catlike-"