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The Blink of an Eye

Your vehicle has this magical lever

The Afterlife Forecast

It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven.

The Color-Coded Compliments

GF comes home after spray tanning. I say: Hey, orange you looking good! She says: Thanks. I say: Anytime, pumpkin! She says: You're sweet.

Political Golfing

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

The Ultimate Statistic

We are all part of the ultimate statistic

The 007 Brew

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Stuntmen

How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Sound Ambition

One day I'll cure deafness...

The Barber's Logic

"Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"

Prehistoric Adjustments

Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs.

The Galactic Golfer

A Stormtrooper went golfing today.

Shakespearean Sports

I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth

A Blind Robbery

Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money.

Public Service Announcement

Be alert!

Elemental Affection

Forget hydrogen,

Swedish Weather Reports

By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden.

Label Maker Menace

Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough

Highlander Nightlife

I was told the Highlander was stopping by a Mexican nightclub.

Roof Humor

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Fruitful Matrimony

Why don't melons run away to get married?

Second Chance Policy

Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance,