Why did the overworked accountant suddenly decide to hide inside his own Excel document?
He heard the company was undergoing a massive restructure and he just wanted to stay in the cells.
The local meteorologist was thrilled to get a massive promotion, but his friends were confused because he never actually got the forecast right. When they asked how he landed a senior leadership role despite his terrible track record, he just smiled....
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sync. Sync who? … Sync twice before you click that link; your cloud storage is full of memories you already forgot....
The local fencing club had to disband after the coach realized they weren't actually training athletes......
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line. … They said my performance was spears-only....
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