The Recluse's Surprise
Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets
I'm like HOLY CRAP I'M OUTSIDE.
Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets
I'm like HOLY CRAP I'M OUTSIDE.
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...
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