I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line.
They said my performance was spears-only.
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The local meteorologist was thrilled to get a massive promotion, but his friends were confused because he never actually got the forecast right. When they asked how he landed a senior leadership role despite his terrible track record, he just smiled....
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sync. Sync who? … Sync twice before you click that link; your cloud storage is full of memories you already forgot....
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