Drummer's Dilemma
Why was the band late to their gig?
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
Why was the band late to their gig?
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
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