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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Sea Monster Lunch

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

The Breakfast Nap

Everyone needs a three hour nap

The Procrastinator Club

I joined a procrastinator support group.

Snowman Snacking

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Entrepreneurial Spirit

Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary

The Michael Cera Mystery

I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor,

The Neighborly Perspective

My neighbours are loud and obnoxious.

The Bald Porcupine

What do you call a bald porcupine?

Skipping the Details

Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope?

The Salad Struggle

Ate a salad for lunch

And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want!

Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!

Super Stylist

I get my hair cut twice a week.

Shady Puns

I just bought a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and

The Elevator Joke

I told my friend an elevator joke the other day.

A Risky Search

Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling,

The Freedom Fund

"What's that?" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom.

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff

The High-Five Rejection

Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but...

Time Management

Flavor Flav turns 51 today.

The Dating Round-Up

I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."

The Ghoulscorer

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?