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Ghostly Social Skills

One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost

Interstellar Planning

I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son...

Lonely Debt

Debt collectors are so persistent,

Wine Wisdom

You prefer white wine over red?

Streaming in Moscow

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Supporting Roles

Watching TV today I saw a struggling actress I used to know had landed a job in a bra commercial.

Blood

Knock Knock. Who's there!

The DIY Groomer

I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding,

My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.

Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?

The Giraffe's Big Complaint

I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'

Pointless Technology

Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro.

A Tall Order

I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.

Text from niece

I'm board!

Retail Theater

Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond

Shocking Savings

How much for these old batteries?

Parental Math

New Coworker: So do you have any kids? Me: Yeah, one too many. New Coworker: Haha, oh yeah? How many do you have?

The Quitter's Paradox

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year,

Religious Gym-goer

I go to the gym religiously.

Nun of Your Business

If a bunch of nuns wanted to help small business, they could create their own small business writing business plans...

The Mathematical Divide

There's 3 kinds of people in this world

The Jedi Locksmith

My front door was locked so I tried to force it open.