Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Supporting Roles
Watching TV today I saw a struggling actress I used to know had landed a job in a bra commercial.
My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.
Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?
The Giraffe's Big Complaint
I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'
Parental Math
New Coworker: So do you have any kids? Me: Yeah, one too many. New Coworker: Haha, oh yeah? How many do you have?
Nun of Your Business
If a bunch of nuns wanted to help small business, they could create their own small business writing business plans...