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The Structural Integrity Specialist

I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.

Dining with Ducks

Do you know the problem with ordering duck?

Fruit Confusion

If life gives you melons,

A Soup-erior Correction

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

The Hunchback Website

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?

Calculated Sobriety

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Vegetable Preferences

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

The Antique Enthusiast

My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.

A UDP packet walks into a bar

I would tell you another UDP joke

Worm Burial

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

Tech Support Nightmare

My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect"

The Optimist's Solution

If you see a glass as half empty,

The Food Chain

[god creating ants]

A Sweet Birthday Wish

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

The Sweet Stumble

An alcoholic walks into a candy store...

A Prophetic Nose

What do you call someone who knows all?

I've lost my dad.

A small boy got lost at a baseball game and went up to a police officer. "What's he like?" asked the officer. The boy replied,

The Color-Blind Canine

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Biblical Irony

"I love my Job!"

The Non-Returning Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Monday Morning Gravity

Monday Morning...