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Uncle Bill always gave 100%

Son: How did he die Dad?

Skin Deep

If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me,

Deep Sleep

To help me get to sleep

Emergency Confusion

Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born?

A Timeless Tale

Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's?

The Mystery of IDK

What does "IDK" mean?

Workplace Inquiries

Apparently googling "how to get suspended with pay" from my work computer

Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar?

You'd think the third guy would've ducked.

Woodstock Memories

40% of Americans over 60 believe...

The Poet's Plight

There once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he would blow it

Weekend Recap

Respond to every 'How was your weekend?' today by staring off into the distance...

A Quick Exit

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

Unreturnable Words

The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back.

Galactus's Dietary Restrictions

Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label WARNING: CONTAINS MERCURY.

The Force of Gift Giving

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

Breakfast with Kanye

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

The Smartest Kid in Class

My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.

Grammar Comfort

What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi?

The Apple User's Dilemma

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Spooky Poultry

What do you call a ghost chicken?

The Reddit Loop

A man goes on reddit to read some jokes