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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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A Tight Squeeze

In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body.

Holy Hygiene

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

The Birthday Diet

My diet could best be described as,

Intense Camping

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

The Fresh Prince of Winter

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Lockdown Parenting

Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today,

The Long-Awaited Answer

* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I?

Feline Socialites

Never understand when someone says, "cats are snobby."

The Worry Wart

Worrying works!

The Bouncy Inventor

I met the inventor of the trampoline.

The Meta-Pub

An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar

The New York Salmon

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

Dairy Logic

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Dadaist Decor

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Heavyweight Queue

What do you call a queue of boxers?

Llama Zen

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

The Favorite Child

WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter. ME:

Biblical Business

Setting up a Moses business would be simple except for one setback...

Success Redefined

The secret to my success

A Heroic Pun

Green Lantern

The Universal Possession

What is it that is yours, but others use it more than you?