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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Literal Bar

A guy walks into a bar...

The Wurst Life

There was a depressed sausage...

A Heavy Snack

I weighed myself today,

The Feline Economy

In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness

Dishwashing Design Flaws

Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?

Linguistic Murder

Did you "ask" me or "axe" me?

Can I tell you a joke?

Your bum broke! hahaha!

A Healthy Celebration

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

Nudist Colony Investigation

Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence.

Darkness Forgets

me: hello darkness my old friend

Humility Forecast

Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility.

The Croc Critique

A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank ask each other why people hate them.

Ant-icipated Punchline

What do ants drink?

The Struggle of Literacy

Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list.

Ent Desires

What does an Ent want?

The Pointless Crossing

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

The Irish Feast

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

The Fruit Stand

A builder came up to me. He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"

The Truant's Trap

Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, "Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."

Quoting the Quotes

Please make sure

The Parent Performance

Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.