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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Identity Crisis

Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?

High Notes

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?

Currency Conversion

With how fat America is,

The Burger Defense

Just ate two bacon cheeseburgers,

River Denial

A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help?

The Literary Peer

Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college.

Parenting Math

Each of my 4 children has made me a better parent.

The Polar Personality

I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!

Indifferent Inquiry

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

Solo Performance

I played a piano duet with myself...

Cranial Logic

Headaches aren't real..

Making a Scene

Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding,

Festive Searching

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

A Hard Lesson

I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets.

The Orange Rhyme

Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange

The Cinematic Stutter

Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter?

Password Security

I needed a password at least eight characters long

Screen Size Confusion

9: What did that message on the TV say? Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen.

Knightly Tunes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

Meatloaf Ultimatum

My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography.

World Domination

The best thing about hand sanitiser is that