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Braking Point

Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job?

By Chuckles

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A Windy Situation

Did you hear that they are building massive oscillating blades in New York?

By Chuckles

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Jedi Math

Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

By Chuckles

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Spring Cleaning

My wife is getting rid of all the clutter.

By Chuckles

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An Original Idea

Wanna hear a word I just made up?

By Chuckles

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Missed Opportunities

A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots.

By Chuckles

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Dairy Dialogue

What did one dairy cow say to another?

By Chuckles

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A Timely Gift

I hope I get a watch for Christmas!

By Chuckles

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The PTA Strategy

Hitting on women at this PTA meeting

By Chuckles

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The Phantom Party

I like to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I'll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up.

By Chuckles

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My Body Filed a Complaint

I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.

By LaughParty

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Noble Silence

I told a joke about noble gasses the other day.

By Chuckles

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Crabby Dolphin

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

By Chuckles

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Unimpressed Dairy

What did the unimpressed cheese say?

By Chuckles

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Prehistoric Fender Bender

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

By Chuckles

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The Nutritionist's Loophole

My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers,

By Chuckles

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The Digital Disappointment

Looked up from my phone for a few minutes.

By Chuckles

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The Pirate's Milestone

What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday?

By Chuckles

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The Zen Hotdog

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

By Chuckles

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The Frozen Vintage

Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not. Husband: the oven timer just went off.

By Chuckles

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Academic Overachievers

Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand...

By Chuckles

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