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Mitten Misunderstandings

Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens,

By Chuckles

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Reptilian Refreshments

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

By Chuckles

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Pigeon Beats

Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.

By Chuckles

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Political Pollination

Why do the bees have honey? Because they have a queen.

By Chuckles

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Optimistic Cruising

I got my wife tickets on a cruise ship.

By Chuckles

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The Real Answer

It's an age-old question, but which came first, the chicken or the egg?

By Chuckles

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Holiday Herd

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

By Chuckles

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Botanical Romance

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked a lot?

By Chuckles

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The Battery Blues

A battery's life sucks.

By Chuckles

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A Royal Dispute

Henry Tudor: "I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester."

By Chuckles

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The Donut Dilemma

My diet always starts on a Monday morning

By Chuckles

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Fishy Business

Why did the trout leave the cult?

By Chuckles

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Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married...

Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer:

By Chuckles

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Beethoven's Doorbell Dilemma

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

By Chuckles

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The Vibe Check

Level of Spanish -

By Chuckles

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No Whey

My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said,

By Chuckles

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Quantum Loneliness

I'm like a single electron...

By Chuckles

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Parisian Currents

I went on a boat trip around Paris,

By Chuckles

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In-Flight Mischief

Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper

By Chuckles

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Spelling Bee Blues

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

By Chuckles

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The West Virginia Deli Dilemma

How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia?

By Chuckles

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