Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Welcome to the Jungle
My career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing "Welcome to the Jungle" to every customer.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"