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Heavy Duty Towing

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Marathon

Just won my first marathon.

The Eternal Hotspot

I want my tombstone to read "Free WiFi"

A Light Case

I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer.

Medical Advice

I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said?

The Domino Effect

They demolished my local Domino's Pizza shop yesterday,

Automotive Poultry

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

The Keyboard's Midlife Crisis

My keyboard told me it was tired of being taken for granted and needed some space.

Camouflage Thief

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

How to make Holy Water

Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Cooling the Fans

At the risk of offending my fans,

Parenting Skills

I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed "take a nap" with "piece of crap"...

The Heat Wave

It was so hot today

High Quality Brew

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

Frozen Balloon Trouble

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Barometer of Quality

You know it's a really good bar when...

The Arctic Ark

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

The Employment Line

I'll do a lot of things for money,

The Honest Husband

A woman asked her husband "what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered,

The Principal's Big Announcement

My son came home from school and said his principal called him into the office to tell him he would not have a very bright future ahead of him.

Tiny Dairy Farming

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?