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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The punchline comes first.

How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?

Before and After marriage!

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

High-Pitched Resignation

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

Spooky Pollination

What did the ghost say to the bee?

Supersonic Primate

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

A Tents Situation

You know what is intense?

Parental Remote Control

Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids

Mt. Everest has lost its record status

Mt. Everest has lost its record status

Prehistoric Bathroom Breaks

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?

Facebook Stalking

If you haven't logged onto Facebook for awhile,

Hydrant Chemistry

If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside?

The Wood-Working Patron

A termite walks into a bar and asks

The Polite Patriot

On Canada Day, I like to say "HAPPY CANADA DAY!" to people.

Solo Romance

There's been a whole lot of office Romance

The Pig's Review

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Biscuit Business

I've got a new job in a biscuit factory.

The Babysitter Dilemma

I can't come tonight, I couldn't get a babysitter.

The Daily Grind

How do you know you've been making too many jokes?

The Voice

I farted in church today and four people spun around in their seats and looked at me.

3 guys walk into a bar

Three guys walk into a bar.

A Party Fowl

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?