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The Entrepreneurial Spirit

For the low, low price of $14.95, I'll send you my instructional DVD,

Stubbed Toe Logic

Whenever I stub my toe

Galactic Snow Removal

Looking for someone to shovel my snow while dressed as a stormtrooper.

Pirate Fashion

How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?

The Real Answer

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The Roman Marketing Firm

What is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company?

Cleaning Up the Road

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

Bobbing for Success

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?

Fungal Charm

My doctor told me I should do something about my athlete's foot.

The Tequila Countdown

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,

The Vroomage

Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious?

Military Maneuvers

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Humpty Dumpty's HR Nightmare

All the kings horses and all the kings men

The Ultimate Commitment

I just finished a whole stick chap stick without losing it or replacing it.

Digital Discrepancy

I'm not saying don't trust the internet,

The Office Mystery

Boss: I suspect one of you is dead

The Great Transit Paradox

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to?

Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large.

The Birthday Reality

What do you always get on your birthday?

Lobster Parenting

The nice thing about getting a pet lobster is that you can always threaten to eat it

Upside Down Snacks

What is the most popular cheese in "the Upside Down"?