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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Bathroom Tactics

It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet

Ramsay's Frozen Nightmare

What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?

Efficient Illumination

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Chicken Coops and Their Doors

Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

Southern Hospitality

Being from the South, my mother was all about hospitality! Cooking, cleaning, dishes, laundry and even foot rubs!

The Silent Treatment

Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest.

A Bright Idea

I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared

Snake Snacks

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

The Optimist's Interview

At a job interview: "What are your strengths?" "I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example"

Historical Irony

If mankind has learned one thing from human history,

Saint Nick's Heritage

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Clubbing Seal

So a seal walks into a club...

Pop Culture Problems

My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits.

The True Test

The true test of a child is not how he treats his friends,

Breakfast Hero

There is absolutely nothing wrong with yelling "I HAVE THE POWEEER!" like He-Man

A Murderous Gathering

Two crows walk into a bar.

A Triple Threat

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

The Sleepy Clock

Once a clock was very tired.. What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

Stationary Pooch

Where can you find a dog with no legs?

The Giggle Factor

I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardboard box fort,

Geometry Lesson

What is a polygon?