Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Surprise Greeting
I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words...
A Literal Punchline
I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me.
Binary Expectations
There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, those who don't,
Man choking
Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off*