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Heavy Metal Browsing

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

Battery Saver Mode

I'm not lazy...

The Fugitive Psychic

Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison?

The Buffet Sprint

*runs in place* *cracks knuckles* *stretches neck* *takes a deep breath*

Musical Genius

LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part.

Gnome Holiday Worries

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?

The Comedian's Dilemma

What kind of jokes do bad comedians tell their audience?

The Expensive Penman

How does a penman make his living?

The Medical Baker

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Pirate Produce Pricing

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

Calculator Conundrum

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

Herbal Transit

During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels.

A Chemical Reaction

Want to hear a joke about Potassium?

Alphabetical Hero

So I was at the bar last night.. and the waitress screamed... 'Anyone know CPR?!'

Vanishing Act

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

Magical Gardening

What do you call a bearded gardener?

Tech Industry Pastry

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

Kitchen Appliance Friendship

Good friends are like toasters...

A Balanced Diet

BRAIN: you need to let loose a little, have some fun