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Agricultural Breakups

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

The Veterinary Malpractice

Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License. Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another.

Discovery Channel Logic

The Discovery Channel should be...

The Scratch Kitchen

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

Irish Pooing Competition

So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day.

A Happy Medium

My parents are in a fight. My dad wanted to go see a lighthearted psychic. My mother wanted to buy some cheerful watercolors.

Award-Winning Scarecrow

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Famous Acquaintances

Guys, I know Michael Jordan very well...

The Final Outcome

Half of all marriages end in divorce...

Cookie Rebranding

They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos.

The Grammar War

Every time you make a typo...

Searching for the Good Side

I'm trying to get on your good side,

The Literary Lizard

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

Colorful Mail

Life hack: Receive a wide assortment of yellow, orange, pink and red envelopes, free of charge,

Store Shoppers

What do you call customers at Lidl?

Reddit Silence

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

So a duck walks into a bar...

He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says "Hey there, what can I get for you?"

The Dogma Dilemma

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

The Toasting Toll

I ruined my health

The Grill Master

My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks.

God

Noah: The aquarium. God: For what? Noah: The fish. God: Fish can survive floods.