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The Analog Phone

If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is,

Modern Monikers

Imagine if last names were invented now,

The First Nap

I bet the guy who invented falling asleep was totally like

The Starbucks Equation

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

The Duck's Perspective

I think a duck's opinion of me,

Prehistoric Philosophy

What did Socrates learn from the T-rex?

Retail Therapy

To brighten your day, instead of going to the gym, go to Walmart

Animal Medicine

I never understood why vets...

Aquatic Mechanics

Two fish are in a tank.

Calculated Hygiene

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The Polar Pause

So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"

The Parenting Myth

Myth: Have kids close in age. It gets easier and they'll have a friend to play with.

Slippery Mosquitoes

If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off...

Chemical Friendship

My friend firmly believes that he's a solute.

The Clean Shaven Benefit

The bad news: I shaved off my beard.

Economic Diet

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Expert Opinion

Should we legalize monster trucks? We'll speak to monster truck expert Kevin, age 8.

Marital Math

The difference between polygamy and monogamy.

Feline Parking

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

The Vegetable Race

How do you win the vegetable race?

Dental Hazard

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?