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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Marital Status

What's the male equivalent of a widow?

Solar Dating

[first date] ME: one of my biggest pet peeves is people who think the world revolves around them.

The Mathematical Mystery

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

The Fonz's Favorite

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Speed Demon

I just raced a Smart car.

Canine Cyclists

The police came to my door to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

Specific Ambitions

Growing up, I always wanted to be someone.

An Unlikely Alliance

An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?

The Snickers Distraction

Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers.

The Engineer's Commute

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

Slinky Personalities

Some people are like Slinkies...

Space Exploration Mishaps

Curiosity killed the cat...

A Hungry Momma

Your momma's so fat...

A Colorful Conversation

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

Hydrant Factory Blues

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:

Spooky Microbes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

Breaking the Rules

I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks.

Skateboarding Struggles

I'd probably be, like, 5% cooler

Early Shift

What time does a mechanic wake up?

CrossFit Confusion

My friend Stephen misheard me when I invited him to this CrossFit gym.

Perspective

You're not fat.