Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Solar Dating
[first date] ME: one of my biggest pet peeves is people who think the world revolves around them.
The Snickers Distraction
Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers.
Hydrant Factory Blues
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: