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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Landline Trauma

I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation

Snowy Communication

The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow...

The Missing Shower

Did you take a shower today?

The Infomercial Trap

Me: This infomercial is so stupid. *10 mins later*

The Wooden Car

Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors?

Seashell Boredom

May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean

German Efficiency

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hide-and-Seek Tournament Troubles

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"

A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks.

His dad says, "40 dollars?"

Cemetery Cell Service Struggles

My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.

No End in Sight

No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore.

The Helpful Wife

My wife is kind to strangers, she stopped an old lady from buying evaporated milk...

Appraisal Issues

I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords were worth

Infinite Ink

My "Pi" tattoo

Italiacan Cuisine

I usually prefer buffets to a la carte restaurants. Someone once asked me if I enjoyed Italian restaurants,

Imperial Night Out

The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night.

A Fizzy Profession

I have a job crushing pop cans.

Biblical Connections

So in the old days Jesus told me that he needs an ark.

Frozen Puns

This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky

The Handyman's Unfinished Business

Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?

Soccer Puns

So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening