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The Shelf Life Dilemma

I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date...

Cold Thinking

What thinks the unthinkable?

The Pancake Strategy

If the plan is "eat pancakes now figure out life later"

The Chicken Dinner

ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.

Golfing with Pachyderms

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

Pajama Safari

I once shot a deer in my pajamas...

A Fragrant Fact

What smells better than it taste?

Hand Dryer Dilemma

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

Morning Priorities

Nothing screams "I don't care about being on time for work" like...

Matchbox Comedy

Why is it fun to play with matches?

Historical Artifacts

Found newspaper from day my son was born. Originally saved so he could see news of that day.

The Tuna Taxonomy

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Killer Comedy

I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour.

Mechanical Fashion

Did you hear about the unfashionable mechanic?

Bread and Butter

Butter must be southern

Stony Silence

What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Artistic Transportation

A horse-drawn carriage sounds really romantic until you realize

The Pharmacist's Date

[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist. Her: Can you pass the salt?

Arctic Dairy

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

A Dyslexic Dinner

I once dated a dyslexic woman.

Calendar Crush

Are you today's date?