Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Chicken Dinner
ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.
Historical Artifacts
Found newspaper from day my son was born. Originally saved so he could see news of that day.
The Pharmacist's Date
[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist. Her: Can you pass the salt?