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The Stationary Cow

What do you call a cow without legs?

The Great Divorce

Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br'

The Woolly Hauler

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

The Party Animal

My 1-year-old refused to wear her shoes and carried them around instead.

A Crooked Inquiry

I asked my best friend if he was gay or not.

Leaping Logic

A frog can leap higher than a house...

Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock.

[drops son off for 1st day at daycare] "Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock."

Tax Bracket Blues

If you know the thread count on your bed sheets

Spoiler Alert

I hate it when people go round quoting the bible.

The Dieting Dilemma

Wanna hear a joke?

Biblical Brewing

How does Moses make his tea?

Spooky Surgery

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?

Fruitful Confusion

What's the difference between a chicken and a grape?

Sole Searching

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A Fair Trade

I got a case of beer for my wife!

Italian Cuisine Geography

What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?

Chuck Norris Computing

There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer.

The Existential Crisis

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

The Thought Trap

I thought I really understood what I was thinking,

The Research Paradox

The more vital your research,

The Invisible Cake

Mom: Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there's only one. Why?