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Rock. Paper. Scissors.
What is atheism?
Learning how to say "where the hell am I?" in eight languages.
What do my wife and my math teacher have in common?
Dad: "Whaddya got there, son?" Son: "Soy milk."
What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
Did you know that protons have mass?
What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?
How come oysters never donate to charity?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I wonder who ate the first egg.
Never drink and derive
If a single Teacher can't teach us all subjects,
What's the slipperiest country?
What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common?
I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date
Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?
1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy?
What's Miley Cyrus's favourite color?
I farted on the bus today and four people turned around.
