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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Musical Scales

I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums.

High Definition Viewing

I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

Intergalactic Event Planning

How do you make a space party?

The After-Hours Inquiry

I whisper to a dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest,

Feline Fizz

I just gave my cat some 7UP.

The Digital Family

Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet.

Seoul Searching

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

Space Travelers

What do you call an ant in space?

The Pink Elephant

Why do elephants wear pink shoes? To hide in the grass. Have you ever seen an elephant with pink shoes? No?

Motorbike Abscess

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike."

Predatory Scheduling

Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week

Detective Tech

If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues?

Musical Assets

Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better...

Gourmet Gorilla

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Bird Diet

Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?

Interior Design Crime

I'm sorry I committed a home invasion

Small Scale Mystery

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A Fastening Film

I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts...

The Podcasting Pooch

Yeah, I guess you could say I "rescued" my dog.

Hi, I'd like to order a baby

"Excuse me?" It says here you deliver babies? "Sir this is a hospital"

Pirate Hygiene

How do you test a pirate for crabs?