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German Internet Culture

What do Germans look at on the internet?

River Vision

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Inmate Communication

How do you call a prison inmate?

The Mustard Solution

How to get mustard out of your white shirt?

Telegraphic Apologies

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Me

[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU

The Wealthy Sorceress

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A Thief's Perspective

Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because

Badminton Blues

I try to be a good sport,

Gigabyte Blues

The band's name is 1023 MB.

A Musical Financial Crisis

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

The Chess Champion

I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe. We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game.

Cheesy Puns

I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses.

Shell Station

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Mountain Math

What's shorter than Mt. Everest?

Mathematical Ineptitude

"Describe yourself in 4 words."

The Extreme Easter Bunny

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?

Avocado Quacking

What does a Mexican duck say?

Trunk Logistics

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

The One Who Knocks

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Locomotive Moods

I saw a train today...