Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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A Photon checks into a hotel
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
Step 1: Put on Parachute
*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE
The Daily Grind
Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning...
Dining Down Under
What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant?