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Vape Expectations

Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it?

A Photon checks into a hotel

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

Kitchen Safety

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Aretha Franklins

What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills?

A Concrete Problem

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

The Unfriendly Sequel

'How to Win Friends & Influence People' is getting a sequel

The Procrastinator's Guide

How does procrastination start?

Hipster Pizza

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

Genetic Humor

How do you determine the sex of a chromosome?

Stationery Philosophy

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

Dental Hygiene Promises

"I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied"

Drive-Thru Logic

[Drive thru] GUY ON INTERCOM: can I help you

The Original Gift Basket

I bet the frankincense guy was all like,

The Vegetarian Transformation

My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian,

Step 1: Put on Parachute

*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE

Shower Mystery

You think you're pretty smart

The Daily Grind

Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning...

Citrus Cinema

An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night..

Dining Down Under

What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant?

Rick Astley's Favorite Movie

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

The Homework Loophole

Pappu: Should I be punished for the work which I have not done?