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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Dairy Strong

I love milk...

Grammar Paws

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

Guess my nationality

Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so. "You're correct, but where's the t?" asked the man.

Academic Irony

There was a fire at the local university.

Competitive Spirit

This isn't a competition!

Monday's Surprising Motivation

My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.

New Year, New Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Toto-lly Committed

I've started replacing "yes" with

Target Practice

I tried to walk into Target...

Social Commentary

Inside jokes are...

Skeleton Geography

Where does sans live?

Feline and Bovine

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate and a genetically altered cow?

The Transit Interview

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

I gave him the what for!

What for?

Office Literature

Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

The Calorie Exchange

I ran 3 miles this morning, so if I did my math correctly,

Bony Biology

How do skeletons reproduce?

The Zombie Diet

What do vegan zombies eat?

The Walmart Cycle

There's both a McDonald's and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart.

Academic Lawn Care

If God wanted me to mow my own lawn,

Ocular Observations

What did one eye say to the other?