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A Rare Breed

I went to the zoo the other day, there was a dog there.

Divine Felines

My cats are named Ra and Isis.

Tech Band Names

I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes.

Breakfast of Scholars

What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal?

You know something, Jon Snow

Lord Commander: "So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?" Jon Snow: "Yes, sir, it is true."

WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

After you try this delicious glazed poultry I've prepared for you all.

The Sadist and the Masochist

What Did the Sadist Do to the Masochist?

Auto-Correct Attitude

I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG"...

Meat Mail Mishap

I love posting spam.

Duck and Cover

Why did Mickey get hit but Donald didn't

A Corny Comedian

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Cemetery Popularity

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Bear Necessities

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Grammar Comfort

When a grammar Nazi gets sad give them a hug and say

Lunar Logistics

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Mars has 2 moons. Venus has no moons. Do you see where I'm getting at?

Deathbed Confession

I wish I'd listened to my girlfriend more often.

The Hipster's Fate

Why did the hipster drown?

The VC Exit Strategy

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

Ad-Free Gaming

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Wizarding Woes

I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume.

Eye See What You Did There

My glass eye is freaking you out?