Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Mint Condition
[candy store] ME: I'd like to return this Tic Tac. CLERK: It looks partially eaten. ME: It's still in...
Bad Habits Die Hard.
Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery?
Friday Feelings
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that?
The Performance Review
Critics are calling my performance of Wife Pretending To Care About Her Husband's Work Story