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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Solar Vision

How many times can you look at the sun with a telescope?

Surprising Brows

I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high.

The Defensive Eater

The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating,

Mint Condition

[candy store] ME: I'd like to return this Tic Tac. CLERK: It looks partially eaten. ME: It's still in...

Dyslexic Dining

What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Bad Habits Die Hard.

Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery?

A Stake in the Game

A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games.

Elevator Awkwardness

I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang.

Sub Sandwich Mix-up

TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...

Algebraic Heartbreak

Dear Algebra, Don't make us find your X.

A Rocking Deal

Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar...

A Walk to Remember

If you walk a mile in my shoes,

Modern Art Dilemma

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

Perspective

As you take another breath, someone takes their last.

Bilingual Bovine

What does a Spanish cow say?

A Buoyant Situation

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Friday Feelings

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that?

The Performance Review

Critics are calling my performance of Wife Pretending To Care About Her Husband's Work Story

Sticky Situation

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

Surprise Party Skeptic

I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties.

Underwater Blues

Why was the clownfish sad?