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The Universal Bow

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

By Chuckles

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Thor-oughly Disappointed

Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh...

By Chuckles

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Hydrant Hires

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory.

By Chuckles

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Medical Misconduct

What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed?

By Chuckles

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Agricultural Aggression

Why are farmers cruel?

By Chuckles

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Patio Furniture Puns

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

By Chuckles

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Social Media Diagnosis

I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter."

By Chuckles

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The Missing Product

Head and Shoulders should make a body wash

By Chuckles

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Chemical Spirits

Chemists have an unpopular view on alcohol...

By Chuckles

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The Powerless Move

My signature move is having my phone connected for hours

By Chuckles

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Time Travel Protest

"What do we want?!" "TIME TRAVEL!" "When do we want it?!"

By Chuckles

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A Family of One

Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family...

By Chuckles

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Magical Disappearing Act

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

By Chuckles

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Parting the Grounds

How does Moses make his coffee?

By Chuckles

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Stormtrooper Standards

All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper.

By Chuckles

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The Overachieving Pooch

Me: Play dead. My Dog:

By Chuckles

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Clubbing Seal

So a seal walks into a club.

By Chuckles

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Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking?

By Chuckles

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The Front Lawn Date

I met my girlfriend's dad last weekend, he told me "Anything you do to my daughter I'll do to you on my front lawn!"

By Chuckles

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A Cool Recovery

Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?

By Chuckles

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Social Media Vigilante

Do the right thing today:

By Chuckles

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